When a guy gets in a relationship, they become soft. They put themselves out to pasture. “Can’t party tonight man, gonna get dinner and a movie with my GF” … Their life is over. What is left for them? Get married, have kids, keep a stable job and die. Going out to bars will lose its appeal when they feel guilty for even flirting with a girl. They’ll also start feeling guilty if they don’t touch base with their girlfriend 3x a day on the phone, and if they don’t hang out with her at least X times a week. Next she’s gonna want to go on vacation together, and they’ll start going on those “couples” vacations that are booooring. I’ve seen pictures from these vacations; there are hardly ever horny sluts dancing in the background and taking body shots off each other. It’s 400 pictures of the same 2 people smiling together in the same pose with different backgrounds. Boring as hell.

When they do go out drinking with their boys, they’ll have nothing to talk to them about because their entire life revolves around their job and their girlfriend. They’re used to waking up early every day, so they’ll get tired and start falling asleep around 1am. No longer can they hold their liquor, so they get sloppy drunk and their single friends have to take care of them. Or, even worse, they have something to do the next morning so they only have “a couple drinks” and head home early. They might as well stay home. The next day, they talk about how “wild and fun” the night was just because it’s been 2 weeks since they didn’t hang out with their girlfriend, and even bingo seems like a wild night to them at this point. They have lowered their standards. They dismiss their wild college partying days as if it were some “wacky” time in their history, and since they got their degree, they should start preparing themselves for retirement and an elderly home. Traveling or moving to new locations becomes a stretch, because they might have to leave their significant other behind.

They convince themselves that their life is better now that they have a girlfriend, because their girlfriend cooks for them occasionally and they get regular sex. But at what cost? Their sex becomes monotonous, and the girlfriend often wants it to be “romantic” or “emotional” sex as opposed to the awesome sex a single person can have, which includes completely defiling a chick they just met and recreating the porno they watched that afternoon. Sure, some chicks are down for wild sex, but it’s still the same old vagina every time. There is no surprise. It becomes routine, just like brushing their teeth. They cannot hunt in the club for the wild african pussy or the great white norwegian pussy. It’s just that same dead animal they killed 6 months ago and have been pounding away at for who knows how long. Yeah, she might have a great ass… and I’m sure they’ll keep bragging about that same ass every time they hang out with their boys as if it’s just as great the 500th time they slap it, but they know deep inside that they’d rather be slapping a new ass. That’s just how it works.

Do yourself a favor. Ramp up your life with new energy and challenge. Break up with that dirty whore. She’s probably already banging some other dude anyway. Once you do, every night will be an adventure. There will be no strings attached to keep you in your job, or even in this country. You can form closer bonds with your guy friends when you double-team girls with them. Take a 3-month trip to South America. Act like a selfish prick with no repercussions the next day – you don’t have to try to impress your girlfriend’s friends and family any more. Push yourself to the limits. Get kicked out of bars. Start a fight. Listen to wilder music. Drink more. Raise the stakes. Change your identity. Flirt shamelessly with hot women. Risk everything. Be unpredictable. Be the caveman.