Jerking Off Theory

Choking the chickenHere’s my theory on jerking off. Yea, I’ve got a theory for everything.

A guy can jerk off if he wants, but the goal should not just be to blow your load.  If you do that very often, you’ll lose control over your orgasm and won’t be able to control it when you’re having sex with a hot chick.  You don’t want to be the one minute man.

So if you’re going to jerk off, it should be like practicing for the real thing.  You should set aside at least 20 mins and get some really awesome porno, and then practice jerking off really awesomely but not blowing your load.  Yea, I just said ‘jerking off really awesomely.’  You can play around with all sorts of shit to make jerking off different, and you more versatile as a sexual partner.  You can vary your breathing patterns, the tension in your body, your “stroke rate” (crew term), etc.  Go to town!  But just like in sports, remember that you play like you practice.

About time I wrote a post about jerking off, for real..

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