PB Bar & Grill is not really what it sounds like. You’d probably think it’s just a little bar & grill. No. It is the ultimate party destination. They have indoor and outdoor bars, a dance floor…
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Jerking Off Theory
So if you’re going to jerk off, it should be like practicing for the real thing. You should set aside at least 20 mins and get some really awesome porno, and then practice jerking off really awesomely but not blowing your load.
Why Do I Prefer To Be Alone?
It’s honestly all about my head I guess, maybe guilt is a big issue for me, but the idea that I could hurt someone that I love is just miserable. And so I choose to be alone and have one night stands because it just works so much better.
I Fucking Hate My God Damned Mother Fucking Job
When I say those words, I say them with every last ounce of passion that I can possibly emit through a keyboard. Every single person who works at my massive company is a fucking douchebag.
Developing a “Girls Gone Wild” Type Atmosphere
When you have that environment where your closest, craziest friends are all there fucking stirring it up, that is what it means to be on top of the world. No amount of money, no title, no flashy car, NOTHING can replace that feeling of reckless abandon shared with your closest of pals.
i miss college
I hate saying that I miss college, because then I get lumped into that group of people who are dismissed with “Well get used to it, you’re in the ‘real world’ now” or some other horrendous insult to life as we know it. If you’ve ever said that to anyone, go fuck yourself. I mean that.
Life Should Not Be Sober
Whoever came up with the idea that alcohol abuse was a bad thing was just a hater. Some famous alcoholics: Winston Churchill. Need I say more? Life is about enjoying it until we’re gone. Not about impressing people with your responsible demeanor. If I’m happy, then I’m happy. I wish other people drank more, the [...]
Bah Humbug
Since It’s Christmas, I thought I’d just dump a bunch of santa-related pictures on here… This week is for the illiterates. Readers, go screw yourselves! Merry Christmas.
Drinking Heavily
This weekend has been a non-stop drunkfest. I had a holiday party on thursday where I almost blacked out… Then worked a bit on friday and drank insane amounts of alcohol that night as well. That night, the cab we were in HIT A WOMAN while we were heading from one bar to another… so [...]
