I’m so tired of people saying they’re thinking about getting a dog or a cat. Some people go a little wild and buy a rabbit, a hamster, or maybe a tropical fish. The really wild guys buy snakes or something, but here’s a little-contemplated alternative. 10 reasons to buy a llama.
10. Great Spitters
Not something you want in a girlfriend, but definitely something you want in a llama. Guy ripped you off? Old lady cut you in line? Little kid flipped you off? They all get spit on by your trained pet llama. So much cooler than spitting on them yourself…
9. Ballers
Llamas mate for 20-45 minutes. That beats me by about 19-44 minutes… Just make sure you let them out in the backyard first.
8. Party Animals (lololol)
Bring your llama to a friend’s party. Don’t tell them in advance, just see what they have to say about it.
Note: Make sure the party has lots of corona in stock, because llamas are native to South America!
7. Instant Puppet Shows
I think llama heads look a lot like puppets… So, build a little theater and include them in the show! Invite some little kids. See if they can tell which heads are puppets and which are llamas.
6. Outdoor Adventures
If you’re looking for a pet that you can bring on various adventures (even skydiving!!) … are you going to bring Fluffy the Cat? Psht. Bring Comma the Llama.
5. Road Trippin’
Chevy Chase ain’t got nothin on OUR VEGAS VACATION, BABAYYYYYYYY!
4. Make Parents Proud
Your parents probably told you to follow your dreams, “What you can believe, you can achieve…” Well mom, I finally did it. Conquered my fears and bought that llama I’ve always wanted. Thanks for the support!
3. Farts
People farts are funny, dog farts are even funnier.. you get where I’m going with this.
2. Homeland Security
If you think rottweilers are scary, check this out.
1. TLC
Man, I think I’ve made a strong argument here. But on top of all this, they also serve as a snuggle buddy. Show your significant other this picture. Don’t be shy baby, nuzzle your little face up next to ole fuzzy. Give him a kiss.
It might be tough to fit this pet into bed with you, but he means well. So think it over, and give one a try. I promise you won’t regret it.
05/10/2010 at 9:03 am Permalink
wow!!!!